| Criteria | Irvine Valley College | Pretend College of the Sky |
|---|---|---|
| Number of Students | 15000 | unlimited |
| Size of Campus | 16000 sq ft | Virtual |
| Rating of Classes | B | A+ |
| Number Parking Spaces | under 500?? | none |
| Teachers with Day Jobs | 10 | All |
| Hours of Operations | 5am till 10pm | 24 hours a day |
| Do they have HTML class | Yes | Yes |
| Do they have a web address | Yes | Yes |